My Cousin, Anne

Anne, every sentence of this story had me laughing out loud.

I have cut-and-pasted it for everyone's reading/rereading enjoyment.

"I'm sitting at a stoplight and I hear a honk next to me.

The woman in the passanger seat signals for me to roll down my window.

"Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is?" asks the driver.

"Oh sure," I'm tempted to reply I know where EVERY Starbucks within a hundred mile radius is, so if they will need another soon I'm their gal.

"Its blah, blah...."
"Thank you!!!

And I roll up my window, and their signal to turn left turns green.

As soon as they turn off, I realize that the two SURE looked like Usher and his Mom.
AND there was an adult in the backseat who COULD BE a bodyguard.

So if anyone out there knows if USHER was passing through Lexvegas this weekend, {or if you are reading this USHER...e-mail me} ha!

Of course then again, maybe I don't want to know. Because I'll be disappointed if I'm wrong, and if I was right, I'd be disappointed I didn't get a picture."